STARTERS:
Stare at the wall
SpPpeeeAaAk iNtOoOoO ahHhH FAaAaaAn
Crack all of your knuckles, counting your toes
Walk around Whole Foods just saying “I knew it.”
Change locations
ENTREES:
Become a mime
Mime calling your mime friend and mime pumpkin carving while mime laughing about how crazy it is to be alive as a mime right now.
Kiss
Go for a long walk, the longest ever, keep walking, never stop.
decalcify your pineal gland.
DESSERTS:
Make a fort out of sheets in your room and then turn your phone off for 2 years.
Watch 7000 YouTube shorts
Buy a diamond toe ring and tell everyone you’re enraged.
Find a snake to have and to hold.
SIDES:
Doodle every animal that could fit inside your armpit.
Thank Beyonce (just in case)
Crush a couple of cans, Dear Darla style.
Do that tickle your own forearm thing
SPECIALS:
Turkey Chilli!!!!